More Random Thoughts From Work

1. Red heads and Aerial? Seriously? Every girl who has red hair, or is on the orange/red shade thinks that her favorite person in their world is Aerial. She is their Disney Princess. Hello!!! There are countless other famous red heads! Find one and choose them! Forget Aerial. Kelsey Farmer, if you read this in the future you are excluded. I have always thought Aerial is YOUR princess. Maybe that's why I hate everyone else claiming her.

2. I hate going to the bathroom in public. When I was a little kid, I would be at one of two friends houses. They both have memories of me running home, going to the bathroom, and then coming back when I was done. I don't know. There is just something about going to the bathroom where EVERYONE else goes that just seems unsanitary. They hear you pee, can smell when you poop. Not cool. I would rather, in deed I do, hold my bowels for HOURS sometimes days before I go. I have come to terms with peeing in public. That, I cannot hold as long.

3. There are girls who can wear and WALK in high heels, and there are the girls who can't. I LOVE watching those girls. They try so hard. They want to look good, they want to be "girly", however, may I suggest MUCH practice behind closed doors, or flats. These girls wobble, and walk way hunched forward. It is just not a pleasant sight. Flats. Flats are you only choice.

4. The other day, (a week or more ago) I was talking to my dad. There is someone who we know, who got married just over a year ago, and had a baby right around their 1 year anniversary. My dad made the comment, "Can you believe Peter had a baby!!!!??? They haven't been married that long!!!!" To which I responded, " Dad, they waited 1 month more than you and Mom did! Talk about not waiting long!" His only response, "well that doesn't matter. I'm just glad you're not pregnant." hahahahah thanks Dad. Danny and I are glad too! :)

5. If you know me really well, you know I LOVE, ADORE, PRAISE, EAT UP, CAN SPEND DAYS with kids, babies, anyone 5+ years younger than me and be completely in Heaven. I have babysat/nannied since I was 12. I just love babies, toddlers, kids, all of it! However, I am pretty sure those who know me as "married Brittney" would not guess that AT ALL. I do not offer to hold others babies. I do not want to touch them. A girl I visit teach has a like 5/6 mo baby. I always make comments about how I HATE spit up, (I do I won't deny it), among other things. Mainly, I am just not ready to be a Mom yet. The 3 of us always joke about me. I just don't think my motherly instincts have kicked in yet. Must mean it isn't time for me to be one. However, COME ON, COME ALL, I'll charge $9 an hour and watch all your little ones! (They go home at the end of the day)

6. Have you noticed ALL the different people getting divorced. I don't know reasons, but WOW it is crazy.

7. I am sitting here (at work) watching an Asian guy (not sure why I had to say his ethnicity) belly laugh while he is on the computer. Like whole body moving because he is laughing. Man, I guess I just learned how look to others when I am sitting here watching movies and laughing and heart out. Opps. Don't judge.

8. I LIVE for the events of other peoples' lives, good or bad. I love listening to problems and helping them find solutions. I love giving advise. I love being "in the know" with all the happenings. Does that mean I love gossip? Whelp probably, but hey, at least I am not spreading it, and I try to help solve it. I just like OTHER PEOPLES drama!

9. Those wheely shoes? Are they really necessary? I submit, they are not.

10. Is sooooooo ready for Spring. I want more pigs and cows to love on and pet and feed!

11. Wishes I was as cool as the Kesler Family. I want to do fun and crazy things. I want to have adventures with my husband. I WANT TO DO THINGS, TRAVEL, HAVE FUN!!!! But alas, we are lame. Someone please teach us how to have fun!!!!!

12. Lastly, we are dog sitting. I do not, and WILL NOT have a dog of my own until we have a larger home, and a fenced in back yard.